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| Team #: 50 |
The Pink Guard of NERO |
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Athletic Background |
Tyson Dyck
Toronto, Ontario
Age: 26
I paint watercolors on live nudes, but that's more of a lifestyle.
TEAM CAPTAIN |
After a storied career in shadow boxing, I joined NERO Adventure Racing, a team comprised mainly of members of the former Canadian Amateur Stunt Snowshoe Association (CASSA). For many moons now, under NERO's solemn tutelage, this team has been nurturing The Pink Guard, an elite squadron that blend perfectly into the day or the night, whatever it may be, identifiable only by their rose-hued chapeaus. It is this squadron, The Pink Guard of NERO, that will be racing Fenelon Falls. In honor of our humble beginnings, we hope to bring the ethic so valued in stunt snowshoeing to adventure racing.
In other news, I got my first bike the other day -- a '57 Boss Hoss Chopper. It packs a thunderous V8 swiped from an old Chevy I had lyin? round the yard back in Tennessee. I'll be piloting this pussycat in the race, complete with its 5.7 litre, 345bhp HEMI. The whole outfit weighs a slimline 978lbs dry. Just like yo mamma. |
Matt Sheffield
Mpopo, Kenya
Age: 22
Esquire |
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Tim Gillespie
Kingston, Ontario
Age: 26
Professional Rickshawman |
-3rd string defense on Grade 6 school floor hockey team
-once finished Contra for Nintendo without use of a continue or the code to give yourself thirty lives: up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, A, B, select, start
-Swam to PEI (from a boat moored just off of PEI)
-scored 4 aces against my ex-girlfriends Moms side of the family in a volleyball game at their family reunion a couple years back
-once climbed up ONE WHOLE rock wall without falling
-played hackey-sack for most of Grade 12 and 13
-master of Scottish martial art of Skru-u (headbutts, kicking people while they are down and the shocker) |
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| Team Profile |
Our website:
http://www.geocities.com/neroadventureracing
Ribbit.
Ribbit. |
| Sponsors |
We would like to thank our sponsors, Rudy Project and New Balance Toronto, for their generous support. We couldn't do it without them. (And if we tried, we'd be naked!)
Check them out:
http://www.newbalancetoronto.ca
http://www.rudyprojectusa.com |
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